I don’t know if you still stalk my blog. I assume you do, which is why I’m typing this out as a cute little Easter egg for you to find (d’awww). Whether you see this today, 3/3/2014, or a month from now, I hope it’ll still make you smile and possibly even d’aww again. I’m still taking pride in the fact that I made you d’awww on Valentine’s Day with that cheesy as hell card. And in response to what you wrote on my Hobby Lobby card, you only wish you had the best ass in the store. Sorry, number 2.
First off, I hope you do/did well on your history exam on Thursday. History sucks ass. Civil War and WWII aside, it’s boring as hell. If not, oh well. It’s just history. You don’t need to be a pro on the Spanish American War to get a business degree or be a fireman.
Second, thank you for putting up with my cat picture spamming. They’re pretty freaking adorable, whether you care to admit it or not.
Bonus picture of Peter:
Third, I do really like working with you. Even if you haven’t touched my ass in awhile, it’s still fun. In fact, I look forward to our shifts together. You’re the best part of working 8 hour shifts every Saturday and Sunday.
Lastly, I wish you’d smile more. I don’t care if you want to talk about what’s going on in your life or not (though I’m always here to listen and pretend I know how to give advice), smiling’s good for you. I know sometimes it’s forced, as I’ve been in that same boat a lot lately. But your smile is nice. I like seeing it, especially when it’s genuine.
Life’s too meaningless to be upset all the time. No matter how you achieve it, you deserve to be happy. You’re a pretty great guy.
P.S. I want that as my birthday strip tease ^
Make it happen.